:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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