Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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