she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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