did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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