What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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