My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
this will be a night to untag.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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