The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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