5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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