I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
