No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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