Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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