Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
cat food counts as protein by the way
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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