Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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