i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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