Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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