Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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