READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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