Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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