"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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