I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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