i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize