I heard we made out
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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