Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize