We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
