Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize