# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
