My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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