Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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