so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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