The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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