Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He has the fingertips of a God
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