My first STD was from a foam party
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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