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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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