Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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