i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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