In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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