i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she told me i tasted like america
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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