doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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