Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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