just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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