I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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