Three words: puerto rican gang bang
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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