Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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