Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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