Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
