Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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