He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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