I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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