put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I need a burrito and a hug.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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