What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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