Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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