So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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