You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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