I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
whose parrot is this?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize