it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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